At The Country Club
Patrick Cannell © 2009
If you're alone and feeling blue,
Your mind has gone somewhat askew,
Come and join the party at the country club.
The treatment's guaranteed to work,
Step inside and go berserk,
You can have a field day at the country club.
Membership is free for those in madness,
You never know who you might meet
When you come in off the street.
We'll help you put on your plus fours,
Welcome to the great indoors.
Come and join the party at the country club.
The kitchen staff are oh so quaint
And trained in methods of restraint.
You can pull your hair out at the country club.
Three square meals a day and three pink tablets,
Close contact is not allowed
So come on in and meet the crowd.
We've got politicians, we've got wealthy tycoons.
If you're not mad you will be soon.
Drinks are served at ten past five,
Straight jackets may be required.
Come and join the party at the country club.
Have some fun or laze about,
It's all right to scream and shout
Take it out on cushions at the country club.
Three square meals a day and three pink tablets,
Close contact is not allowed
So come on in and meet the crowd.